The Jedi Master of Gobisia a.k.a Gobi No.1 felt the need to get back to gobidom after a self imposed hiatus to pursue randomness of a different (read serious) kind. One of the key characteristics to become a Jedi Master in Gobisia is to exhibit extreme levels of restraint. Despite many failed attempts by the lordship Gobi No.2 a.k.a Gobi No.840, the Jedi master had to exhibit calmness, restraint and observe without reacting or responding. After all many a great wars have been won by keeping quiet right? Take for example Narasimha Rao or N D Tiwari for that matter! Keep quiet and the war will be forgotten. Gobisia which has been carved out as a new state from the Republic of India owing to a fast unto death (again of a different kind - this means type very fast and hence this post should have taken exactly 3 minutes 42.143789 seconds to complete and posted) by the Jedi Master himself and the lordship Gobi No.2 announced the same in the last post a while back. However, the Jedi Master decided to come out of the self imposed silence and take all due credits from the Gobi No.2 for having formed Gobisia! :)
The War of the Gobis was going haywire and certain members who claim to be fans of the Gobidom citizenship have been craving for more. Such craving for unnecessary violence of the third kind will lead to bad dreams, pottied underwear, kids with a liking for horrendous holly and bollywood war films and fear of owls. Beware!!! They may even be subjected to continuous re-runs of the epic Big B movie Major Saab without a break for susu, potty or even winking! BAAH! Naansenj! Even the Jedi Master shudders at this prospect!
The non-existent readers of the Gobi Blog are hereby warned not to indulge in such craving going forward. You shall now be subjected to your daily dose of meditation tips, medication and sugar cubes for your cravings.
Gobi No.2 has been subjected to intense counselling for the war craving, violence hungry nature. Such a revelation may result either in a loud outburst or a whimsical release of laughing gas by lordship Gobi No.2. We shall the wait and the watch.
Long live Gobisia! Long live Gobidom! Long live the Jedi Master! :)
