Desi-pottic Demoncratic Biarchy of Gobisia

We the benevolent despots and desi-pots dispensing and determining the dubious destiny of the Dyspeptic Democratic Dictatorship of Gobisia, having resolved to constitute Gobisia into a sovereign and bankrupt e-state, and secure for its tyrannical Gobis:

• Dementia – asocial, psychotic and amoral;
• Crookedness – of thought, expression, unbelief, distrust and denigration;
• Inequality of status, opportunity and income
  And to promote among them all;
• Farternity – assuring the asphyxiation of any individuals standing behind; disunity, discord and disintegration of Gobisia;

In the whimsical autocracy of the Phool-Gobi , do hereby this twenty-seventh day of November 2009, do hereby disown, detract and inflict on other Gobis this constitution!

War of the Gobis VIII

 

Gobi No. 420 is a craven multaal! It is teh running teh away from the phighting!!! Abe, ae Gobi. No. 420! Tune agar erumma maadu ka doodh piya hain tho maidaan-e-jung mein uthar jao! Bhaagta kyaa hein darpok!!

Gobi No. 420 is a kirukku payale! Arivikettavam! Paithiyam!

It is suffering from un moolai thuru piduchiruchhu! A.k.a., un GOBI thuru piduchiruchhu!

There is no other reason for it to run away from the great war of the Gobis!! Gobi No. 420, stand and phight!!

Poda vendru!!