Sunday 26 July 2009

All's quiet on the Gobi front

Once upon a time there were two Gobis· The Gobis were adequately endowed with lots of phools all around. Ergo, they became Phoolgobis. Over time, the population of phools increased many fold and the poor Gobis were utterly outnumbered. The Gobis therefore decided to cull the phools down to size. This was not as easy as it seemed because the phools were equiped with weapons of maths destruction.

We should bear in mind that it was the morbid fear of Iraqi weapons of maths destruction that prompted the mathematically challenged GW to embark on his mathematically misunderestimated Mephistophelian misadventure. Weapons of maths destruction are terrifying objects. Impact of weapons of maths destruction can lead to copious blood-letting on balance sheets, ticker-boards, trade statistics and such like areas of dense.

The eerie silence that follows above named holocaust is partially responsible for the captioned silence on the Gobi front.

2 comments:

  1. Well that is a good message for the other Gobi to be awakened. Thus waketh the right Brain

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  2. Gobi, Gobi na rah! Phool phool na rah!
    Phoolgobi hamein tera, aitbar na raha . . .!

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