Desi-pottic Demoncratic Biarchy of Gobisia

We the benevolent despots and desi-pots dispensing and determining the dubious destiny of the Dyspeptic Democratic Dictatorship of Gobisia, having resolved to constitute Gobisia into a sovereign and bankrupt e-state, and secure for its tyrannical Gobis:

• Dementia – asocial, psychotic and amoral;
• Crookedness – of thought, expression, unbelief, distrust and denigration;
• Inequality of status, opportunity and income
  And to promote among them all;
• Farternity – assuring the asphyxiation of any individuals standing behind; disunity, discord and disintegration of Gobisia;

In the whimsical autocracy of the Phool-Gobi , do hereby this twenty-seventh day of November 2009, do hereby disown, detract and inflict on other Gobis this constitution!