Monday 26 October 2009

War of the Gobis VII

Demented erumma maadu a.k.a. panri-thalaya a.k.a. Gobi No. 420 a.k.a. Gobi No. 377 has taken leave of his Gobi!!Gobi No. 420 so spreadsheetally challenged that it is spewing jealous calumniations at the munificent Gobi No. 2! In fact Gobi No. 420's spreadsheet skills are so legendary that it is known to check the sums of list of numbers in a spreadsheet using a desk calculator! Gobi No. 420 probably thinks that spreadsheets have all those little boxes because they are like the square ruled notebooks used by kindergärtners to learn their numbers! So I would suggest that Gobi No. 420 should first practice his numbers from 1 to 12 before trying to pronounce the word 'spreadsheet'. (I wouldn't recommend Gobi No. 420 to practice counting beyond 12 because that would require it to remove its shoes!)

So Gobi No. 420, keep to your silly pictures and graphics and 'creatives' or whatever woozy wishy-washy nonsensical comic book 'brand' stuff you are capable of indulging in and say not a word about the self-effulgent elegance of mathematics, the queen of all sciences!! Especially, keep your ramblings about advertisia marketoma, the queer of all diseases far far away!!

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